Cobra Up 

A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.

Jacob was trying to Cobra up tonight at dinner, so he could show Redfern his dope pp.

Cobra Up by jimbob bobson September 7, 2013

cobra shot 

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.

*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!

cobra shot by Madro August 8, 2015

cobra 85 

A an awesome bike and very ispnsive

I want a cobra 85

cobra 85 by Cobra12345678910 January 31, 2017

Cobra yawn 

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.

After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.

Cobra yawn by Nucleardictionary November 29, 2017

Cobra Mom

A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.

Cobra Mom by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Cobra Dad 

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

Cobra Dad by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Cobra Rinse 

A vinegar and salt solution you dip your dick (cobra) in before soap and water to get it nice for your ol' lady.

Hey babe, make sure you use the cobra rinse this time. I couldn't handle that rotten cobra smell last time.

Cobra Rinse by Klendi October 17, 2020