Clanger

A large turd

I've just dropped an absolute clanger in that toilet.

by Jjclang September 15, 2017

Clinge

Used to describe a person to whom is attempting to establish a futile relationship in which the person can be described as being overly-clingy and cringeworthy in their efforts.

That guy's Facebook statuses are so clinge.

by RandomG March 19, 2018

Chinger

V. To be cheated, ripped off

In terms of presents, kids whose birthday fall around Christmas are chingered.

by Samarium November 12, 2006

Clinker

Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.

I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.

by Meddite November 9, 2012

Chinger

A finger resembling a chode, ie the finger is fatter than it is tall

Dude check out the chingers on that fella, he could block a goatse with one of them!

by Chode Slapper January 31, 2010

Chinger

A term gaining popularity in the Bay Area, used to describe a personal packed bowl of weed. They usually fuck you up with one.

Do you want another chinger?

Hell no i'm fucked up with one nigger!

by MaryJane420 July 12, 2012

Clinker

A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.

"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

by Mr. Shwizzle January 8, 2009