ChingChongChinaMan went to milk a cow
ChingChongChinaMan didnt know how
ChingChongChinaMan pulled the wrong tit
ChingChongChinaMan got covered in shit
ChingChongChinaMan didnt know how
ChingChongChinaMan pulled the wrong tit
ChingChongChinaMan got covered in shit
ChingChongChinaMan know nothin'
by jc199999999999999999999 September 19, 2017
Get the ChingChongChinaMan mug.A boyfriend who messages you 24/7 or whenever they can even if you can't. They give you weird nicknames to try and be attractive or cute but it is just so FUCKING ANNOYING. They constantly flirt because they want your affection. They will consistently ask you the same question such as are you okay or do you love me until you're pushed to the point where you feel suffocated and have no freedom. They get really angry when other guys talk to you even if it's your dad. They try to be with you at all times and if you aren't with them they will ask where you are/who you're with/what you're doing. They are possessive and they will try to be close to you for example hugging you or kissing you 24/7 they will try take you away from your friends, and they always say that they don't know what they'd do without you or something along those lines.
Clingy-Boyfriend : Hey my future wife <3 you ok?
Girlfriend: Heyy I'm ok are you?
Boyfriend: yh i just feel like you don't love me
Girlfriend: I do i just don't think i should have to say since you already know i do
Boyfriend: Ok What you up to?
Girlfriend: I'm talking to Zac what about you?
Boyfriend: What are you guys talking about, are you messaging or is he with you, are you cheating on me??????
Girlfriend: no we are just talking about stuff I have to go
Boyfriend: Ok bye cutie! xxxxxxxxxxx <3 <3 <3 <3
Girlfriend: Heyy I'm ok are you?
Boyfriend: yh i just feel like you don't love me
Girlfriend: I do i just don't think i should have to say since you already know i do
Boyfriend: Ok What you up to?
Girlfriend: I'm talking to Zac what about you?
Boyfriend: What are you guys talking about, are you messaging or is he with you, are you cheating on me??????
Girlfriend: no we are just talking about stuff I have to go
Boyfriend: Ok bye cutie! xxxxxxxxxxx <3 <3 <3 <3
by TheSaddos July 30, 2016
Get the Clingy-Boyfriend mug.When a person gets screwed over by a Chinese company on the internet. Typically this is on a deal that is too good to be true, and come to find out when the product arrives, it is a fake.
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by ProbablyHarry April 19, 2021
Get the clingyduo mug.person1: Hey! Ching Chong!
asian1: ...
person1: All you say in your language is "Ching Chong Hanji bing bong i cant see!" haha what a ching chong
asian1: thats a racist stereotype you black n-
oof
asian1: ...
person1: All you say in your language is "Ching Chong Hanji bing bong i cant see!" haha what a ching chong
asian1: thats a racist stereotype you black n-
oof
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