demonic cendome

A person who is bipolar, insane, and homophobic.

Guy1: You see that gut over there?
Guy2: The quiet looking one?
Guy1: Yeah
Guy2: He is a demonic cendome don't mess with him.

by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 12, 2017

calendergasm

Its when the time/date show the same number/s in each field.

*Woot, in before Tom!*

the ninth second of the ninth minute of the ninth hour of the ninth day of the ninth month of 2009

calendergasm'ed would be

09/09/09/09/09/09

by CarlTomTristan September 9, 2009

clandrew

claire (gossipgran) and andrew(1612th) on tumblr's "shipping name"

friend one: "i heard clandrew just had a new baby"

friend two: "Awh! they are SO precious, I wish I was them"

by clandrew's number one fan February 24, 2012

Clen

Clen; (adj). : Thoroughly. With vigour and absoloute righteousness. With a pure absence of guilt.

1. The two heroes struck the evil wench in the stomach, clen.

2. We need to put that guy in a UFC-style double-armbar, so clen.

by *K. Bun* March 3, 2009

Clench

Clench Means Fit or Sexy, Possibly Perfect in Every way.

Boy 1: Whoa! That girl was Clench.
Boy 2: Na, Sophie is Clench, She is just Perfect!

by DrNobbleton February 18, 2013

clandestine

A name of a secretive heart breaking exotic dancer.

Did you see clandestine, she totaly into me. I know her boyfriend is here but I think we had a real conection.

by Dave Hammerwell June 7, 2011

Calender

Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender

by Bigpappa6969696969696996969696 April 5, 2018