crotchet

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

fire crotch

someone who has red pubic hair

she has a fire crotch

by Donny C April 26, 2006

crotchfruit

The uncivilized offspring of permissive or uninvolved parents.

Permissive parents fail to enforce rules and discipline on their children, because they are too busy mollycoddling them. In contrast, uninvolved parents are often indifferent, dismissive, or completely neglectful towards their children, because they are too self-absorbed to notice the child's maladaptive behavior. Hence, this makes the children of permissive or uninvolved parents maddening and babyish little crotchfruits.

by toputitbluntly April 20, 2014

crotchfat

Relatively self-explanatory - the mound of fat, found usually in women but sometimes in men - over the crotch in very obese people. Also spelled crotch fat.

My high school librarian had some serious crotchfat - I don't know how she can even fit in her pants.

by BWS55 February 11, 2008

Cabbage Crotch

The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.

After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

crotch crickets

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

Crotch Dumpling

Derogatory term for an annoying child, generally under ten years of age.

Hey Anne, did you see Kelly's daughter, Jojo, bite Farmer Jon's arm the other day? She is such a Crotch Dumpling! We should get Jon vaccinated for rabies, just in case.

by Lolzy Cat August 21, 2010