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Christanic

Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.
She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!
by 7G0X October 30, 2020
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christalksalot

A cat-boy furry named Chris who streams on twitch with the user Christalksalot.
Did you watch Christalksalots recent stream?!”
by JadedJade July 23, 2021
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Chrysanthi name

The most amazing person ! The name chrysanthi symbolize death .is a powerfull name and have a lot of meanings. They are also loyal friends and you can fall in love with them pretty easy cause they are attractive and kind . You should never hurt them fillings or make them feel unsuless . They are never going to lie.Also they really dipressed and they know how to hide there fillings and keep secretes as well.
Chrysanthi name is a name that you can trust🍀
by Emilydizal43435 November 20, 2021
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Chrystian

Chrystian is a certified cutie. He most definitely parties hard, but is also the sweetest person you know. Besides his beautiful bright eyes, Chrystian has darker features which sets him apart from typical blonde or brunette f*boys. Charming, yet quirky… everyone loves Chrystian and in turn, he always has so many people around him. Radiating lots of big d**k energy, there is never a dull moment with chrystian.
I love chrystian, he’s so funny and cute! But he has a girlfriend :(
by 323445566 November 22, 2021
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Chrysti

Chrysti’s are HOT…and CUTE…they are everything! If you happen to meet a Chrysti keep them in your life because they are bound to brighten your days!
I am so in love with Chrysti, she’s wonderful!
by Quirkyhippo November 22, 2021
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Christapaluza

The month long celebration of the best blonde rocking this world since 1986
Are you tough enough to survive christapaluza
by Christapaluza December 12, 2021
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Christalerie

Christalerie is a word used to ship Chris and Valerie.
Christalerie
by peeepeepooopoo April 28, 2022
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