Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub

My brother just got a crowning clutch

by Lil logma March 29, 2023

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023

Crowning

Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”

Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”

by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.

Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!

by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023

Chroming

The act of stimulating one’s genitals, in such a pleasurable fashion, that the “juices” cover said body part. Emulating a “chrome” design. A chrome/chroming session is the proper use.

Luke: “Dude it felt so good last night”
Sebastian: “What do you mean, didn’t you just cum like normal?”
Luke: “No dude it covered my dick bro it was that much! It was a an epic chroming session”

by CrackHead007 January 24, 2024