Chris

Generally a two-faced faggot liar who says he will do something and blow it off. Only uses girls to his advantage because he has nothing going for him. Once a girl gets close they will run away because he's a piece of shit. It's easier to know a chris from distance because they will say just about anything but never back it up. Usually only a good friend, but not a good lover or relationship person. They will suck you dry for all your worth then shit on you in the end. You think you can trust a chris but you are only doing yourself harm. They are really doing some two-faced shit behind your back and you don't even know it.

-"Wow she was with him for two years?"
-"Yep and he was cheating on her the whole time"
-"And why does she feel bad"?
-"Because he's a chris"

by BestGuyEverPeriod. July 4, 2012

Chris

Chris, a man of which you never heard. He likes to eat dogs.

“Chris kills people.”

by mvpoftheworld69 June 6, 2019

Chris

he sux

Oh chris, you look particularly shit today.

by Georg69 October 11, 2021

Chris

A lil bitch

She’s chris

by Chris696969696586 September 30, 2018

Chris

A nigga that will

Chris got hoes.

by Pettysuzy October 3, 2016

Chris

A man with a cock so large it exceeds anyone else.

He is a Chris. I couldn't breath in bed last night.

by The6788 March 17, 2019

Chris

The fucking devil. that’s it. He will fuck your shit up. Portrays himself as angelic until he gains your trust and eventually drags you into hell where you can’t get out of with a smile on his face. There’s literally nothing holy about this creature. Gets all the hoes too but also steals your girl. Puts on a fake facade to deceive everyone to thinking he’s the most amazing person on earth which will make it hard for you to expose him. Lowkey worships the devil. You see a person called Chris, RUN. 🤡

Aw shit man that’s a Chris, get that crucifix.

by Scared Christian December 2, 2019