Man Chowder

The sperm or semen of the male reproductive system

Doctor: Can we please have a man chowder sample?

by The Enemies Apache May 24, 2010

Ass Chowder

The excrement from someones anus that consists of semen and fecal matter.

"Man, I was watching that one movie 'Zack and Miri make a porno' until I saw that one chick shit her ass chowder everywhere!"

by CackWrestler April 04, 2011

Couch Chowder

A crude seminal discharge, created by Colorado Frat boy after he prematurely ejaculates to someone's daughter.
A Transcendental Meditation sacrament.

Those frat boys are pigs, he left a whole load of couch chowder on my furnature.

by pornstitute August 07, 2023

chowder shot

the act of blowing your load on someone’s stomach and then licking it up.

Every Christmas Mark likes to do chowder shots with his bother. He says it’s a great way to celebrate.

by Thomas broadway December 11, 2022

Bloody Chowder

A female who is on her period and had has a chunky ass yeast infection.

“Bro when I went down on her she had a bloody chowder.”

by MadDawgRawDawg October 07, 2018

chowder mound

The contents of a port-a-potty that has not been serviced in so long that a mountain of excrement protrudes up above the seat level.

"Don't use that bank of portos up near the stage at Lollapalooza, they're all chowder mounds."

by L Mariachi October 03, 2011

Butt Chowder

The soupy substance that's created on a hot steamy day, when the sweat runs down the ass crack and mixes with the chocolate sauce.

Tony only eats ass high in butt chowder content. "If that bitch hasn't sweated yet today, I ain't into it. I needs me some butt chowder."

by newportburn February 27, 2018