Craptastic

Everything or something went very crapy

Did you hear about that Jonas Brother concert?

Ya, it was very craptastic.

by Jellytugs March 15, 2010

chubtastic

An item or situation so exciting it induces an insignificant erection (i.e. a chubby) though the item or situation has no sexual implications.

1.Your new laptop is chubtastic!
2.Landing at Schipol Airport in Amsterdam is chubtastic!

by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011

chatastic

An adjective for someone who is really witty and funny when texting, but rather unamusing IRL.

Man, that Ann is chatastic on line, but in person...meh

by drdave56 April 13, 2014

CHOPSTICKING

When two men place their penis together and one of the men operate them like a pair of chopsticks.

" Hey bro, pick up that pickled onion while CHOPSTICKING me"

by P1PE June 23, 2017

Chopsticks

When a woman gives two guys a handjob with the same hand at the same time.

Tyler and Brett are headed over to the massage parlor because the masseuse gives chopsticks.

by Author's ashes February 26, 2019

Chopsticks

The utensil used to pick up a dick to eat when one must not f*ck up their nails

- i picked it up with chopsticks so I wouldn’t f*ck up my nails

by Djrnejfjsjxbfrj April 5, 2019

chopsticks

chopstick dick. that's all it means. it's very simple and you don't need to understand it. meanings come from within your inner soul, not from a website you're browsing cause you're bored, you chopstick.

aipeen: are you a dick?
person: no, i'm a chopstick dick
aipeen: meaning chopsticks?
person: okay

by aipeenchopstick December 15, 2019