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checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.
be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.
by wkrpinpitts February 11, 2010
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checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.
I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.
by whhpssh October 24, 2014
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Churching

When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in
Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience
by Cemmop July 7, 2017
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Crowd Checking

When someone intentionally hits or checks the crowd at a show. Can be used to rile up a crowd or can be used to intentionally hit a certain person you don't like and is often used to provoke fights.
If you don't like someone at a show, intentionally start crowd checking them and everyone around them. if they hit you back you have a reason to beat the fuck out of them.
by Nignogg123 April 7, 2011
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Deep Cheeking

When a girl is performing oral sex and inserts the penis into her mouth side ways pushing the head of the penis into the side of her cheek until his whole package is fully imerged into her mouth.
If a girl is capable of fitting your entire fist into her mouth she is a perfect candidate for deep cheeking.
by SSND November 13, 2011
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Cheesing

getting high off of cat piss

-originated from south park
"Kenny stop cheesing!"
by mattyou1234 March 31, 2008
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ceching

1. Tagging certified dimes, i.e. sexy bitches

2. Cech is also a term for being fucking sweet

3. A sloppy cech is also known as a sloppy joe
1. I was hitting on skanks at the bar and I ended up ceching all night long. I ceched in the morning, too.

2. I am so cech, right now.

3. I ate some bomb ass sloppy cechs for lunch.
by AfriendofJoe's April 4, 2008
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