Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

by mabiak2 July 2, 2016

Just Checking

A phrase that is said during the action of slipping a finger or two between the legs of a woman. This happens during foreplay to check for moisture in order to make sure she is as aroused as her breathing/dirty talk/writhing around would have one assume.

It is preferable that eye contact between both parties is maintained during the 'Just Checking' process.

'you look so hot right now'
*slips hand between legs to find moisture*
'just checking'

by martini attack September 3, 2009

checkin up

1.when someone who thinks your attractive takes more than one look at you, or tries to follow you around or do anything to attract you.

damn homie that girl right there be checkin up on you.

c'mon girl don't be frontin
as if you wasn't checkin up.

by lil kulit January 4, 2005

Chuck Norris-ing

The act of sharing Chuck Norris jokes with friends, family, etc...

Herb: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you YESTERDAY.

Samuel: Chuck Norris can speak Braille

Julie: OK group, stop Chuck Norris-ing, we need to get back to work on our project.

by The Herb and Company May 1, 2006

checking chicken

Using a male or female for their money or other valuables via flirting, relationships, sex or intamite conversations.

Yeah John is just checking chicken out of her.

by Luckyone33 October 4, 2017

checking my stock

Its when you stratch your balls and sniff your fingers.

I've been checking my stock and its straight skin cheese son!!!

by Kazel February 24, 2006

checking out

to commit suicide; to end your own life,

stems from checking out of a hotel, checking out of your own life, choosing to leave.

i fucking gone im gone im gone, so im checking out. im checking out real soon.

by john gold March 29, 2007