poison chalice

To receive something that seems fantastic or a real opportunity at first, but ultimately ends up sucking or causing damage to the recipient.

Joey passed the ball straight to Tim in front of goal microseconds before Tim was spear tackled by six defenders rendering him unconscious. Joey really passed him the Poison Chalice!

by Too much make up. October 13, 2015

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La chancla

A slipper or flip flop , mostly used in a hispanic household , that is used by women to beat their children or husbands with if they do something that angers her.

Friend : "Dude what happened to your face?"
Me : "I dropped my plate yesterday and my mom gave me la chancla."

by April Min July 9, 2017

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Any chance...

Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.

Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?

Billseph--No

by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020

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The most deadliest weapon known to Latin/Hispanic kind; The Mexican/Brazilian instrument of DEATH used by Latin/Hispanic Moms to beat the shii of their own kids if they have had enough of their crap. La Chancla is feared by most Latin and Hispanic children. La Chancla can be a Slipper (which is mainly used for throwing/saucer throws) or a Sandal (which is used for close-ranged combat, usually 3 feet - 5 feet)

Mom: IM DONE WITH YOUR CRAP! IM BRINGING OUT LA CHANCLA!

Child: MOM PLEASE NOOO NOT LA CHANCLA

by Maximus Yeetus Deletus Prime March 12, 2021

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