leave the change

Leaving the dick bag at home before stuffing a broad like a christmas goose; filling shorties like boston cream pie doughnuts

Bro #1: How was it bro? Did you split the check?

Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change

by EstebanSXSW March 19, 2010

Change Donalds

The act of paying for McDonalds dollar menu items with purley coinage.

"Yo man you wanna hit up some McDonalds?"

"Sorry man I've got no cash money."

"Well just grab some change out of my car, we'll hit up Change Donalds. Ya know what I mean!"

by John Anigav February 24, 2010

chang kuan

Gay dog with a small penis

"Fuck its a chang kuan

by NiggerGid December 26, 2017

Mr. Chang

Mr. Chang is a 31 year old pedo science teacher. The most awkward and retarded person I've ever met.

Mr. Chang sucks ass!

by Big Asian Hobo January 25, 2020

Willy Chang

When you have a Willy SO legendary it doesn't fit on the scale. This could be in terms of length, girth or just all round epic ness. English people and Swedish people are most commonly known for Willy Chang’s. Now there is an opposite term for this being “Chilly Wang” when your willy is so lame and unimpressive.

Example 1
Charlie: Omg did you hear Jon has a Willy Chang
Dominic: Wow no way
Example 2
Harry: Don’t you think Jon’s Chilly Wang is sooooo lame
Klajdi: Yeah, I’d have to agree. It’s pathetic

by Orla_Anna June 30, 2022

Chang N' It

To drink Hennessey and smoke weed.

We were Chang N' It all day in Vegas.

by Malum In Se January 5, 2010

Chang Scale

The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal

Hope: Dude, I'm so high

Johnna: Wait, how high?

Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5

Johnna: Nice!

by swagattack789 November 21, 2017