Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.

Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.

by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020

Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013

Champagne Mia

Champagne mia is a hot, smart and amazing girl. There is only one that exists in the world. She is fun to be around and loves John Cena. If you are called a champagne Mia it is a huge honour!!.

You're such a Champagne Mia

by Prosteticsforlife May 28, 2020

Champagne Fountain

Having two or more people shart piss on your face.

They're having champagne fountains at the end of the orgy.

by Target359 February 5, 2015

Champagne Bomb

1. A shot of vodka mixed with a glass of champagne, preferably dry. One may drink it as a bomb shot, a shot glass of vodka dropped into a glass of champagne, as well.

2. A "best of both worlds" libation that has the perfect balance between sophistication, champagne, and ghetto/unruly, vodka.

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DRINK SAYS ABOUT YOU:
Shot of Vodka: I'm a bad bitch...
Glass of Champagne: I'm boujee bitch...
Champagne Bomb: I'm a bad AND boujee bitch at the same damn time!

by smartymarty11 October 5, 2018

champagne of champions

The Champagne of Champions is another way to describe the orgasm of male masturbation

Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument

Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me

Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?

Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions

Man 1: HAH, yessir

by JewishGld April 3, 2020