When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
by sesa me July 28, 2024
this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work
person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw
by bastard orphan son of a whore September 07, 2023
Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
by Maikelele March 21, 2019
The blue chainsaw is the weapon man has feared for century it is the instrument of Armageddon it shall destroy everything in its path
by Grunt who likes potatos June 05, 2021
by Chainsawer August 29, 2016
by Chainsawer August 29, 2016