Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.
-Dude are you coming mountain biking?
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks
by stumpyB August 12, 2011
Get the celebrity wankmug. A celebrity (Usually an actor/actress) who has not gained enough popularity to have their own Wikipedia page, but can still be considered a celebrity.
Examples of a micro-celebrity is someone who has had a few semi-major roles in a TV show/movie, but hasn't done enough such that they can be recognized by many.
by j0s June 23, 2014
Get the Micro-celebritymug. by Esch8 March 14, 2003
Get the celebrity penismug. "My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"
"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."
by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008
Get the internet celebritymug. Some one who is always at the Gym and knows everyone there. Sometimes but not always a self absorped person male or female who is constently looking in the mirror. Obviously spends to much time coordinating their gym attire.
Male Definition: oversized "lats" cannot put his arms down, Always is talking way to long between "sets", stays on certain machines for a ridiculous amonts of time.
Female Definition: Has a hot body but is soo stuck up, always sticking out her ass and tits when working out, always on her phone, Botox
Male Definition: oversized "lats" cannot put his arms down, Always is talking way to long between "sets", stays on certain machines for a ridiculous amonts of time.
Female Definition: Has a hot body but is soo stuck up, always sticking out her ass and tits when working out, always on her phone, Botox
There is Joe again talking smack and flexing again..
Wow he is such a Gym Celebrity.
There is Jen again dping those extra deep squats all on purpose.
Seriously she is such a Gym Celebrity
Wow he is such a Gym Celebrity.
There is Jen again dping those extra deep squats all on purpose.
Seriously she is such a Gym Celebrity
by Hoooraaa December 16, 2014
Get the Gym Celebritymug. "Hey you wanna go get a saucy celebration? I've heard McDonalds has them again."
"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"
"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"
"Hey babe, let's have a saucy celebration tonight"
"My saucy celebration had too much sauce and it spewed all over my face"
by mr.saucycelebration November 18, 2011
Get the Saucy Celebrationmug. In the NFL, a touchdown celebration is performed by the runner after they make a touchdown. Usually dances or goofy interactions with other players or the crowd. Touchdown celebrations are now banned by the No Fun League.
by agreensnowman April 10, 2015
Get the Touchdown Celebrationmug.