bang chan

kangaroo

person a: oh look, it's bang chan from stray kids.
person b: are you blind?! it's a kangaroo!!

by Someone you’ll never meet January 13, 2021

bang chan

most perfect human being in existence

“look at this photo bang chan posted”
“omg i’m gonna cry”

by LyonIsOffline April 10, 2022

Laggy Jackie Chan

When your computer is going extremely laggy while watching videos or playing games

*while watching a video* Damn Jonathan that's a mean case of laggy Jackie Chan

by Minecraft Derp December 6, 2011

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

chancelle

Fun loving girl who can get on your nerves. French word from the root elle meaning beautiful.

chancelle's coming over make sure you bring ear plugs

by rayelle October 21, 2011

Uncle Chan

An Uncle Chan is the asian version of an Uncle Tom. Basically he is a lame ass fool who has no confidence or self-respect. Instead of figuring a way to be a more manly, cultured, and dope ass person, he resorts to seeking validation from the white man, which is something a lame ass bitch does. What he should be doing instead is figuring a way to be a more cool ass person by inventing something dope and useful that everybody thinks is cool. And then beating the white man at his own game!

Look at that Uncle Chan kissing the white man’s ass.

by Temu_787 July 25, 2022