Cancelled

A term, mostly used by twitter to insure civil judgement and civil punishment actions to insure that a individual that has done something wrong (in there eyes) they go to twitter just to ruin said persons internet status and or popularity. Mostly due to racism and or something satirical or comical.

twitter user: "OMG! This person just said that milk is better than water, cancelled!"
*the persons internet reputation gets ruined overnight due to the cancellation."

by A Idiot on the internet :D May 31, 2021

throat cancer

when a female gives bad fellatio

James: Man, don't mess with Tiffanie!
Jacob: Why not??
James: She got throat cancer!!!!

by Konnevil October 5, 2007

Cancel Culture

Basically the Thought Police, but in real life. In other words, they are bunch of stupid fucking left wing morons on Twitter that will ruin your life and your career just because you don't meet their narratives.

He did nothing wrong, yet he was still victimized by Cancel Culture because didn't like what he said.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 25, 2021

cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin

I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner

by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017

as serious as cancer

something extremely serious, like cancer

Brittany: Hey! I just crashed my car into a ditch!
Joe: Are you serious??
Brittany: As serious as cancer!

by B Fox January 15, 2008

cancer list

A list of people that you would have sex with if your spouse died (of cancer or some other cause). It has to be someone you actually know and have a realistic chance with, not celebrities. This is for people who'd never cheat on their spouse but still fantasize.

"That hot secretary is definitely #1 on my cancer list!"

by BigBootyBitchhhh November 3, 2011

Noob Cancer

Mostly used in team based on-line games, where a number of poor players are so bad, they start to effect the more skilled members of the team. Most likely becuase they are annoyed at their useless team-mates, and are too preoccupied yelling at them to concentrate on the game, or they know they have no chance of winning and just give up. Thus the cancer of a handful of useless noobs, spreads to the whole team, making them all useless.

"IDIOT! Look what you made me do! Just go away! Give your noob cancer to some other server!"

by PoisonedAl August 12, 2009