Jizz Cakes

1. To ejaculate semen onto a woman's breasts and then rub them all over like icing on a cake. Originated from "Jizz" which is to cum, or semen.

2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.

1. One of my many fetishes is to make Jizz Cakes.

Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes

by Jet_Pilot_666 December 13, 2004

the caesar salad

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel

"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."

by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007

boo boo cakes

An affectionate term used for a loved one.

Nerrisa: Markie! you're my Boo Boo
Markie: Nerrisa! you're my Boo Boo Cakes! A boo boo has to have something to eat right?

by ILNN26 January 8, 2008

cakesauce

Used to define something that tends to be very easy. Sauce is the suffix. Usually if something is cake it is easy and you just add sauce to it for flavor.

Person 1: Man I owned that test
Person 2: That shit musta been cakesauce.

by PaNzOnE November 11, 2005

Capesman

a secret society on university campuses that inducts students who exhibit bad ass 'bandit--like qualities and uncanny ability to disappear. the society was first founded on the Sewanee:University of the South campus in 2009. members are indistinguishable around campus and they appear no different to any other college student; however they are actually infinitely cooler and badass than any campus group.

members of the capesman are called 'bandits'. in order to be a bandit, you must have bandit-like qualities and you must survive the induction process, which is known only by active capesman. the president, Ganje, and members reserve the right to kick people out if they do not uphold the values and codes of the capesman.

the order of the capesman throw the best hidden parties on campus.

"oh shit, where did gulley go?? she just disappeared"
"bandit shit yo"

"i woke up in my truck parked next to Walsh-ellet. It was 12 o'clock and people were going to class. what happened last night??"
"dude you bandited away last night. we had no idea"

"you arent a capesman unless i say youre a capesman."

"she disappeared for 5 hours. the cops looked everyone and still couldnt find her."
"dude, what a capesman"

by ganji1234 December 17, 2009

CafèSex

A person who has sex with cafeteria workers. Their relationship gives them extra food with a extra side of vaginal/seminal juices in a cup or a torn up pink sock in a cup.

Shit he's having cafèsex with the old ass lunch man.

by Josherrr October 30, 2011

caeser salad

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.

I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.

by Bohdar November 14, 2013