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Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
by MissouriMann May 22, 2017
mugGet the Missouri car washmug.

Car washing

1. The act of putting your face in between the breast of two large breasted women as they hug, wiggle, and shimmy!
2. The act of having four boobies slapping against your face like the brushes spinning in a car wash!
1) As Lora and Sarah began hugging, Joe inserted his head in between the twos large breast woman for a car washing!
2) When Jim Bob wanted to go motor boat during the threesome, he decided that four boobs are better than one, so he went car washing!
by Tuna3000 April 12, 2020
mugGet the Car washingmug.

Car wash

When 3 girls give a blow job at the same time. One on each side and one at the head, sucking and licking simultaneously until they ejaculate.
At the party, Dennis received a car wash from Jen, Pam and Kay, on the couch next to the dance floor.
by JenB401 March 17, 2025
mugGet the Car washmug.

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash
by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016
mugGet the puerto rican car washmug.

car wash professional

It's somebody you give this to before having an A1 day
Give this to your car wash professional and have an A1 day.
by MrSwordCZE January 12, 2019
mugGet the car wash professionalmug.

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?
by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017
mugGet the polish car washmug.

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.
Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.
by MoxieB May 3, 2009
mugGet the car washmug.

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