Caponi

A very small pee pee.

Zach: Damn bro i feel like shit, I have a dicky do.

Edwin: Atleast you dont have a caponi like me :'(

by Webster's Dictionary of Slang March 27, 2009

Caponed

Getting Totally F'd over in a Fantasy Football Trade.

"Did you see how hard Joe got Caponed this week? So hard if he ever goes to prison, he'll never find a boyfriend."

by King Colock October 12, 2011

al capone

The process of luring/seducing a partner into sex, and then promptly abandoning the partner afterwards. Also known as bang and run.

I went bang bang al capone on Sally, that sorry cokehead whore---I love free sex.

by flylikegumby December 7, 2006

caponed

Caponed - verb - To get away with, or avoid judgement for, an egregious violation of the law or morals, only to be punished for a lesser offense which serves as justice-by-proxy for the greater offense.

Paul Wolfowitz got away with starting the Iraq War, but is about to get fired from the World Bank for promoting his girlfriend. He got "Caponed".

by dave3172 December 24, 2008

Capot

Pronunciation key: Cah-poh
Taken from the French word for condom, capote; a sheath commonly of rubber worn over the penis (as to prevent conception or venereal infection during coitus); also : a similar device inserted into the vagina

Hey man, my girls here, can I hitch a capot?

by Parusia July 6, 2005

Capodicats

To call someone a dick head, literal translation is head of dick

What the hell did you do that for... ay... Capodicats

by gatsby January 28, 2005

Capoopie

Basically a more proper word for: shit.
Use when in desperate need to express anger infront of elders.

You: OH CAPOOPIE
Elderly Women:.. what the fuck?
You: ...

by papayamastah November 13, 2009