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candidate

Someone who you think might be worthy of dating. Usually just a really hot chick who'd you think you'd like to get to know and see if you want to date her. If after you get to know them a little, and you still think they are a candidate - thats pretty damn rare and u better think bout getting a ring =P
See that one over there? The one by the orange ruffy, yeah. She's a candidate!

Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.
by the Marz June 29, 2006
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Vulvovaginal Candidiasis

This is commonly called a "yeast" infection.
It is usually caused by Candidia albicans which is a fungus normally found in small amounts in the vagina.
The most common symptoms of a yeast infection are itching and burning of the vulva, which sometimes results in redness and swelling of this area, making sex and urination painful. Vaginal discharge from yeast is sometimes described as "cottage cheese-like" because of its white and lumpy texture. There may be a "yeasty" odor.
Man, that chick I did last week had Vulvovaginal Candidiasis so bad... it looked like she was baking a loaf of bread! But, I ate it anyway!
by iocane November 10, 2008
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candijew

A Jewish political candidate. Esp. for president.
Michael Bloomberg is a possible candijew for president in 2008.
by Enits July 19, 2007
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Candice

1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.

2. Batwoman's slave.

3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.
Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.

Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.

Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?
by The_Cox November 5, 2009
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Candie

She's a stripper with love handles and stretch marks to spare. She's crazy and will try to steel any man possible. She never learned to keep her legs closed. She abandons children for her own benifit.

She enjoys committing fraud and taking money from boyfriends, exes, and family
1. See that girl on stage. She is definitely a Candie on the pole.

2. Jill: Here about the bank robbery?
Jack: yeah, crazy huh?
Jill: Such a Candie move.
by The gurl n-xed door August 20, 2010
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Candid

"Man, last night i was passed out on the floor cuz i smoked so much candid"
by Jon Doughty May 4, 2008
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Cotton Candied

When you ejaculate in a sexual partners hair and then immediately throw sugar in it. Most common place is on the head hair but pubic hair is also accepted. Not to be confused with CandiedApple see definition for details.
Last night I Cotton Candied that blonde from the club. She had one hell of a sweet tooth.
by Haze-isms February 15, 2013
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