Call Me Maybe

See 'music induced headaches'.

I just met you,
And this crazy.
Here's my number
So Call me Maybe-

PLEASE STOP IT! OH GOD! PLEASE! ALRIGHT I'LL TELL YOU!

by Pandcrap July 10, 2012

callyn

so freaking beautiful! if you don't love her then you are really really really dense/anus. its kind of hard to hate her explanation point explanation point. if you hate a callyn just kill yourself like really go die because then you aren't cool anyways question mark. you should want to be her best friend,

khugs: doo i luh callyn man but no homo!

by ewfhbwehfbfdddd December 9, 2008

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

call it quits

to resign/retire from job/sports etc.

Martina Hinges decided to call it quits from the court today.

by rahool... May 21, 2008

dragon call

The act of calling a dragon, with many purposes.

The dragon call is a deadly art passed down from generation to generation of Asians. This act takes many years to master, and is often the cause of death due to inexperience of use.

Though, there are few masters of the legendary dragon call living to this day.

Often categorized within the ninja arts, it is possibly the most deadly, efficient, and bad-ass ninjutsu summoning technique to date.

Usually done by the Asian race in order to seek revenge upon others who have undermined them.

This is done by clasping the hands together to form a "hollow sphere" and is then blown into through the thumbs to create a sort of whistling noise.

This can be done in different tones and notes to achieve various tunes, which determine the type of dragon summoned.

In conclusion, don't mess with asians.

I've done the dragon call before and I'm Asian. Trust me, it works.

Famous Asians have supposedly mastered this kickass art, most notably Bruce Lee, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan.

by BBoy Preacher December 9, 2008

courtesy call

A sugarcoated term used by telemarketers which really means sales call. One of the most deceitful and misleading phrases ever since there is nothing courteous about it.

Telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to Mr. Smith? Hello. This is a courtesy call from Talk America which is inviting you to switch to our service. You'll pay only 10 cents a minute and you get the first 100 minutes free.

Mr. Smith: No thank you.

Telemarketer: Well, sir you get blah blah blah.........

by x + y January 29, 2008