callum cunter

A dick head with a life

Eat my callum cunter bro

by John foot fungus bob jeff June 15, 2020

Callum

Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".

Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"

by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014

Callum

A white guy who is a wanker.

That kid is such a Callum.

by Del Meme May 5, 2017

Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.

Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.

by BGH122 May 21, 2010

gang calls

Sounds or Phrases used by Gangs to make themselves present

Some of the most famous gang calls or terms

Crips : ( Using a lot in a sentence ) " Cuz "

Bloods ; " Su-Wu "

by OCSoup May 15, 2014

CAYLUS

A GREAT GUY,ATTRACTIVE,WELL BUILT BODY, AND SOMETIMES ANNOYING. VERY POPULAR LIKES BEING AROUND FRIENDS SCARED OF SNAKES

SNAKE!!! WHAT DID YOU SAY CAYLUS ?

by BIG CHUNGIS June 26, 2019

Callum

A man with a micro penis

Oh look it’s Callum

I bet he has a small penis

by Callum has a micro penis May 14, 2021