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Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
by VinceVegas May 12, 2021
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Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.
“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.
by SoFlorida June 4, 2021
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cooking.norris

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by vinnies 4 lifer July 16, 2021
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cooking brisket

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)
by caspercue July 23, 2021
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cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket
gross who’s cooking brisket
by caspercue July 24, 2021
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Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021
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cooking fever lady

She is a hot creamy filled lady who would look so good naked and in bed
cooking fever lady is so hot you should of seen her last night she had her huge bajonkers out
by Definately.Not.Sarantis March 13, 2022
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