A chili coma is induced when you realize that mommas chili is so good that you keep going after bowl after bowl.
Mommas chili is so good that I forgot that we were playing monoply and just kept going back after more bowls...and it put me into a chili coma...I lost monopoly.
by thebumpasspodcast February 15, 2016
The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.
"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."
by the_real_dirty_dan January 07, 2015
by yugihoijljio November 06, 2009
After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep
by SMU cyclist February 15, 2013
When someone toots in a car full of people and doesn't warn the passengers; leaving them in a state of near unconsciousness due to the unbearable odor.
In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
Amber: "Sarah, when you go on a trip with Krystle tomorrow, be careful she doesn't put you in a toot coma."
Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"
Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"
Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
by TCsufferer July 29, 2010
That comfy couch that invites you to lie over it like a bag of potatoes. In fact, you would look better dead rather than lying on it.
Watching Charlie on the coma couch.
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
Person A: "If Charlie dead?"
Person B: "No, just hogging the coma couch."
by whydee November 06, 2012
by angelofsecrets October 17, 2009