A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."
Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017
Get the Colonal Portal mug.(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.
Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
by TittySmack September 4, 2016
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by Masturbabe May 8, 2023
Get the colon sauce mug.Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.
When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.
Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.
Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.
Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
by Mike109999 August 29, 2018
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Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.
Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.
by PCFAHQ May 19, 2005
Get the Colon Cowboy mug.One who has assigned themselves the duty of pounding the anuses of other people for the duration of their lives. The act will lead to the penis pounding into the recipient's colon, hence the name.
Man: Well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp asses. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.
Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.
by ColonPounder December 28, 2009
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