flavor clot

When everything you drink that normally tastes good ends up tasting weird.

Great, I guess I have a flavor clot now because this soda tastes like seltzer water!

by GrainTrain February 9, 2018

Clot Tamale

Noun; Performing the act of fellatio after intercourse during a menstral cycle, specifically, what you would call the blood covered penis.

His passion for her surpassed any taboo or thought of the mess, so when she was on her period, she would return the favor by cleaning his clot tamale with her throat.

by C Pentwahter May 7, 2015

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's

Two dumbAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH gays who shared 1 singular cell of the brain.

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's rule the world.

by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 9, 2022

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

by ShannanD January 10, 2025

Slick Clot

When an omega in the a/o/b universe has an over production of slick and it cannot be expelled normally so it clots and has to be pushed out forcibly

“The doctor said a side effect of the suppressants were slick clots”

by Info booth October 12, 2021

Clot Rocket

The floating used tampon(s) in a high traffic port-a-pot.

“I dry heaved and peed simultaneously because of all the clot rockets in the port-a-pot.”

by A_Stiggy October 24, 2020