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Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.
by admin@jordantate.com October 5, 2004
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Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.
Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!
by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010
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Cleveland Stairmaster

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.
Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....
by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010
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Cleveland Brown

nice uniform bad helemt (nice body ugly face)
Man that girl is a Cleveland Brown i wish i had a paper bag.
by Blake, Brett, and Jason September 23, 2003
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Cleveland Catch-and-Release

This task will require the following items: 1)experienced angler 2)one 4 ot worm hook 3)open-faced reel equipped with 40lb. test line 4)8 ft. surf rod 5)good ditch or hiding spot 6)oncoming traffic 7)minimum 6-8" length freshly squeezed turd. Preparation: with all components assembled for angling, hook turd at the head. Action: With rod in hand, squat out of sight and wait until you see a potential catch(vehicle). As it approaches at a minimum speed of 55 mph, come out of cover and heave-ho your stink-bait toward driver side window. Once it sticks, wait for tension on the line, hook and let it run with it. Once at end of spool, remember the fight and cut line.
While stopped at Highway 60 and Waverly I saw a sherrif get hit with the good old Cleveland Catch-and-release.
by B. C. Anderson October 1, 2008
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Cleveland Tap Water

I need to unload a bucket-load of Cleveland Tap Water into a toilet A.S.A.P.
by Magic man 123 May 26, 2010
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Cleveland Hurricane

Night before drink a case a beer and about 5 chili dogs. Have morning sex.When you come push as hard as you can and spackle everything with in 4 feet of you. Enjoy the destruction!!!
That is a Cleveland Hurricane.......the definition explains it all.
by Matthew13 May 19, 2006
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