clackophony

Incessantly loud typing, often exacerbated by an ergonomic keyboard, that irritates everyone in the vicinity.

Jack jammed on his headphones to avoid the clackophony from the person sitting next to him.

by truth360 October 15, 2015

Cankle Dick

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

Canklepotamus

1. A grossly obese reptile known for hidden colostomy bags, epileptic seizures, lesbianism and lying.
2. The 2016 Democrat Party nominee for President of the United States.
3. An evil cunt.

Did you see the dump the Canklepotamus took? It looks just like an UD volunteer editor!!!

The reason the FBI didn't indict is because there isn't a prison cell large enough to hold the Canklepotamus.

Hey, did you hear the Canklepotamus ' latest lie?

The Democrats gave us a bad choice between the Canklepotamus and a communist, smh.

by Johnny Midnyte September 10, 2016

cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)

wow look at her cankle meat!!!

by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020

cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021

Bitch Clackers

Big booty ho heels. The kind of shoes that allows you to hear them from 10 f@ckin miles away.

(1)Quick look busy, she's commin'!!!(2)How do you know? (1)I can hear her bitch clackers.

by PJoseph October 26, 2006

Pad Clack

When your balls dounce against your asshole during sex.

I was giving it to my girl so hard I started to hear pad clack!

by Future1911 June 20, 2017