Chris 

A complete and total faggot

Chris is a faggot

Chris by Ass eater 6934 October 17, 2018

Chris 

A gay ass nigga that loves to make girls depressed. Always shows girls there own nudes because he is a funny ass nigga.

My nigga chris showed that girl her own nudes. Thats my nigga right there

Chris by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019

chris 

the guy that cracks the jokes and everyone laughs hysterically. when someone else, ie a paul or a james, crack the same jokes, the common response is "dude, i dont get it"

chris usually has the attention of his fellow party goers and is often asked to "tell that story again chris!! please, its an awesome story but i cant say it right"

1. (joke) why did the chicken.....

(response to chris saying joke) - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHH MY GOD YOU ARE HILARIOUS

(response to james or paul) - ................. (waiting for punch line)

2. crowd - "chris chris tell that story about your botoxed balls again!"
chris - "you can tell them, its ok"
crowd - "NOOOOOO il stuff it i dont know how to tell it properly... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

chris by dogborevoja February 4, 2010

Chris 

A guy who's normally really attractive and ends up making you fall for him, and then, completely ignore you for no apparent reason.

That guy I met last month? He's such a Chris

Chris by imreallycoolkthanksbye September 8, 2010

Chris 

Usually a piece of shit.

Does anything to piss you off

Loves to sit on monster dildos

Oh my god why is it so loud?! There is a Chris among us.

Chris by Eggflopp October 15, 2019

chris 

a tall, skinny, big dick having pimp. will beat fuck up another pimp for talking to his bitches

damn, that fly mother fucker must be a chris!

chris by chris the facebook pimp February 12, 2010

chris 

tall light skinned boy that has a nice personality but a smart ass mouth. he usually loves to dance but he cant dance worth shit

hell naw i dnt wanna dance wit that boy hes a chris

chris by sexy female jazzy fiz April 28, 2009