by Mya way May 11, 2018
Get the Christmas mug.It's the most wonderful time of the year. It signifies time of when baby Jesus came into our world. People tend to decorate their houses with blow up characters which light up at night. Some also like to decorate their car with reindeer antlers so the car kinda looks like a reindeer... but not so much that you think "oh my there's a reindeer on the road!"
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
by The Grinch's Worst Nightmare October 24, 2018
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The holiday we all pronounce wrong, because really, it's called "Jesus Christ Mass". But we pronounce it, "Chris Miss". Are you sure you miss Chris? He was a jerk.
But really, it's the time of year where we captivate trees for our own pleasure, hanging useless objects on it with metal hooks and strings. We receive all the things we don't deserve, and act like we're happy, when really you want to scream because Santa didn't give you what you wanted.
But really, it's the time of year where we captivate trees for our own pleasure, hanging useless objects on it with metal hooks and strings. We receive all the things we don't deserve, and act like we're happy, when really you want to scream because Santa didn't give you what you wanted.
by summer sausage November 25, 2018
Get the Christmas mug.Christmas is that one holiday every person loves celebrating the birth of some nigga who is our “lord” (nah religion is a scam).Now Christmas is a time for giving which means every 11 year old asking fortnite skins now the kids that behave get presents while the bad kids get coal but this might not be true because every kid I know gets presants for Christmas.You may ask,who delivers the presents? Well santa claus of course! This fat somehow not diabetic man will deliver presants to all the good kids! While krampus fucks up the bad kids! Now every year you have to put up a tree with some dollarama ordaments on your tree do that fatass can come and eat all your cookies and milk!
It’s christmas morning Billy (age 8) wakes up his parents to open gifts!
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF
by Zewrp December 26, 2018
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by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019
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Get the christmas mug.Christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, observed primarily on December 25 as a religious and cultural celebration among billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it is preceded by the season of Advent or the Nativity Fast and initiates the season of Christmastide, which historically in the West lasts twelve days and culminates on Twelfth Night;15 in some traditions, Christmastide includes an octave. Christmas Day is a public holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated religiously by a majority of Christians,20 as well as culturally by many non-Christians, and forms an integral part of the holiday season centered around it.
The traditional Christmas narrative, the Nativity of Jesus, delineated in the New Testament says that Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in accordance with messianic prophecies. When Joseph and Mary arrived in the city, the inn had no room and so they were offered a stable where the Christ Child was soon born, with angels proclaiming this news to shepherds who then further disseminated the information.
The traditional Christmas narrative, the Nativity of Jesus, delineated in the New Testament says that Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in accordance with messianic prophecies. When Joseph and Mary arrived in the city, the inn had no room and so they were offered a stable where the Christ Child was soon born, with angels proclaiming this news to shepherds who then further disseminated the information.
"Its Christmas Day mother!"
by Iamsanta November 30, 2019
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