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d.c.h

Dirty Corporate Hippy.

Someone who acts like a hippy while still firmly under the thumb of the man.
Liz played frisbee and refused to eat meat, but all the while she carefully followed The Man's instructions. What a D.C.H.
by schwaidzilla June 22, 2006
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D.C

The movie/comic company that makes amazing comics, but terrible movies. *cough*cough* Batman V SuperMan *cough*cough*
Me: “Did you read that new D.C comic?”
My homie: “yeah, did you see that new D.C movie?”
Me: “Yeah it’s Shit!”
My homie, “Yeah you’re right!”
by MarvelLover69 January 14, 2021
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J.T.D.C.

An exclamation, commonly used as a statement of disbelief, disgust, repulsion, astonishment, or amazement. Often used by those that feel it necessary to slander religion or tap into "shock value" in an attempt to get extra attention.
by Woobey June 25, 2016
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O.C.C.I.D

An acronym for the tragic and debilitating medical condition- Obsessive Compulsive Calendar Invite Dickhead. Sufferers are known to infuriatingly and incessantly send google calendar invites to acquaintances for even the most trivial of scheduled appointments, thus clogging up the unwilling recipients email, calendar and life. The only proven treatment is for the perpetrator to be euthanised.
Pottsy: 'It's your round, I'm going to go for a piss.'
George: 'Hang on, I need a piss too- I'll send you a calendar invite'
Pottsy: (farting disapprovingly) 'Your O.C.C.I.D. is next level...plus why the fuck does the calendar invite say 'Piss and Dutch rudder? It's not a Tuesday'
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017
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A.C.I.D.

An acronym for Ah Cah Interpret Dey! used when playing videos games with a friend and they are giving bad directions of an incoming enemy
"Adesh, where the fuck the man is, ah cah interpret dey!!!! A.C.I.D."
by biggs50 January 17, 2022
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o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m

Oh baby, oh man
You're making me crazy, really driving me mad
It's always "Wyd?" and never "o.b.o.m.y.m.m.c.r.d.m.m" </3
by yess3nialol March 11, 2021
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D.C. Metro

The most piece of shit mass transit system ever erected by the U.S. government. It not only runs late and is unreliable on every aspect whatsoever, it smells like garbage and you might get tetanus or AIDS just by sitting or holding on to the rails inside the car.

The stations have racist cops, their escalators never work, and when operating it sounds like an elephant getting smashed by a garbage truck. The stations are never air conditioned despite bragging about having installed new ones. Their also frequently visited by ugly people.

Some violent incidents and grievances occur on the Metro on a daily basis. These include drivers leaving the wheel and fighting the passengers, hobos stabbing people randomly, and gays obnoxiously bragging about the pointless shit they buy at the Georgetown Banana Republic.

Also expect to wait 20 to 30 minutes for a train. You can check when a train is coming by the oh-so-efficient new Metro app except it doesn't fucking work, 'cause there is never service!

Due to high crime rates and drug trafficking, D.C. Metro no longer offers services to Northeast D.C., mainly the Howard/Shaw stop.
Washingtonian 1: "Hey why hasn't the train arrived yet? I've been standing here for 45 minutes. And the person next to me smells like shit."

Washingtonian 2: "What are you, fucking retarded? You're using the D.C. Metro to get to work?"
by SweatyDCBallsack July 22, 2010
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