butthole puffer

A person that likes to puff other men's penises into there arse for a sum of cash.

Josh? What a fucking butthole puffer .

by Master of blind man October 8, 2017

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

Butthole Opener

Using your butt to open a bottle of beer.

What is my cousin doing pulling his pants down and putting his beer in his asscrack? Oh, he is using his Butthole Opener!

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Butthole Stomper

One who regularly engages in the stomping of male anus

Travis Hiner is usually stomping buttholes over at the Dolphin Bar, he's a Butthole Stomper.

by JUMPintheFlRE January 21, 2010

Pocket butthole

It's a scrunchie

Me: hey that kinda looks like a butthole

Friend: we that's disgusting

Me: ur disgusting ur the one with a pocket butthole

by Theo no October 15, 2019

Butthole baby

A baby that looks or is deformed

He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby

by Shlumped out September 1, 2021

Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.

That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.

by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019