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Lazy butthole

A non-douched, under-prepared butt
hole.

A butthole that has had no effort in the preparation of a good time.

A tired anus after being used multiple times and losing elasticity, one that has little to no sphincter control and would benefit from a daily ritual of kegals.
That Grindr Boy had an aggressively lazy butthole. Like, we couldn’t even feel each other.
by WayTooDeep February 23, 2019
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Rip butthole

To let out a decent sized fart.
Because Richard had to rip butthole whilst sitting on my sweatshirt, it reeked for the next week.
by HornedToad September 17, 2013
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Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.
Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.
by doibles February 8, 2022
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Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.
Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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butthole puffer

A person that likes to puff other men's penises into there arse for a sum of cash.
Josh? What a fucking butthole puffer .
by Master of blind man October 8, 2017
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beijing butthole

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.
After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.
by HotChuck April 6, 2021
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Whiskey butthole

It's like when guys get whiskey dick from drinking to much, girls get whiskey butthole from drinking to much. So it won't hurt when you have anal.
Hey baby girl let's do anal, "alright I drink a bunch of tequila so I'll have whiskey butthole."
by Smalls1980 July 27, 2021
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