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Cram baggin

the action of using a cram bag while having sex

step 1: get plastic bag

step 2: put your dick in the bag
step 3: insert into the hole

step 4: CRAM IT ALL THE WAY UP THERE AND PULL OUT AFTER CUMMING LEAVING THE BAG DEEPLY CRAMED IN HER CRAM HOLE!!
" Last night i lost the rubber so i had to resort to a plastic cram bag and started cram baggin her so hard she came and i just left that cram bag up there and left her orgasmic dripping ass on the be CRAM BAGGED !!!
by PAFRICK THE CRAM KING March 19, 2010
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Brobo Baggins

It is in no way a positive nor negative term. In times of utter disgust when discipline is essential but friendships must stay in tact, providing guidance for a fellow "bro."
Dude that Incubus album was the shit!

Whatever Brobo Baggins
by KadeDickerson September 20, 2010
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Slacker Bagging

When you are too poor to afford more than one sleeping bag and you have to share with all your bros.
I hate Slacker Bagging but i have to for this trip
by Masked Girl July 25, 2016
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Douche Baggins

A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:

- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay

This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.
"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."
by russbag August 4, 2005
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candy bagging

the act of a male wearing a thong "g-string" backwards
Check out Jim, he's totally candy bagging it by the hot tub!
by moe2d2 May 27, 2010
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fat bagging

Hogging; banging a fat chick. Putting on beer goggles to be a chubby chaser and bag a fat bitch. Being a chocolatier and having sex with a lardass. Fat bagging is the same as nail the whale. To screw a plumper, perhaps as a slumpbuster.
Pat really wanted a piece of ass last night so he went fat bagging and shagged a chubbette. She was quite an eater, very hoggy, and therefore he was the butt of many a joke the next morning because he got fat bitched, and that added to his fatty remorse despite the fact that he had really enjoyed that buffet blimp's big tits.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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bitch bagging

When a women places a bag(s) next to them on a subway, bench, ect. So no one can sit next to them.
Do you see that lady in the subway? She was bitch bagging.
by TheMightyHelios January 17, 2017
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