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crack buffet

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.
by jr December 11, 2004
mugGet the crack buffetmug.

Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.
Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.
by The janitor69 December 11, 2011
mugGet the Alligator Buffetmug.

Ringworm Buffet

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.
by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003
mugGet the Ringworm Buffetmug.

butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want
There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!
by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003
mugGet the butt buffetmug.

Steamy buffet

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.
by Diggin12 January 15, 2016
mugGet the Steamy buffetmug.

car buffet

When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it
Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet
by XxDankLordsxX May 26, 2017
mugGet the car buffetmug.

Bug Buffet

A Term used for someone getting bitten alot by nats, mosquitos, and other bugs
"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"

"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"

"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
by DJS1800 August 26, 2018
mugGet the Bug Buffetmug.

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