Brangelover

the end of the romance / marriage between Brat Pitt & Angelina Jolie - better known to the tabloids and E news as 'Brangelina'

"did you hear Brat Pitt & Angelina Jolie have split up?"

"No"

"Yeah it's Brangelover for them!"

by Mr flobby February 15, 2010

banglenut

A phrase used to initiate a conversation using a text messaging service. Can also be used as a friendly insult to suggest slowness or stupidity in subsequent mails.

BEEP BEEP

read "Banglenut"
replies "What the hell are you talking about"
read "finally, a reply. fancy coming out tonight on a bender?"

by Ogmeister January 15, 2008

Bangle

1. The angle of which the selfie is taken to appear attractive
2. A picture that makes you appear bangable when you are not
3. The perfect balance between bangable and ugly
4. How you drop 200lbs with a 45 degree rotation

1. My eyes hurt from the bangles on tinder
2. Can't tell if she's a beaut or a bangle
3. Taco bell and selfies are the two sided sword of bangles
4. I'm drunk enough to smash a bangle

by SoapyT November 19, 2014

Brandley

Being a cunt and a retard.

Stop being such a fucking Brandley.

by xXBrandoXx May 22, 2018

Bangles

Angled bangs, what people ask a hairstylist to cut when they are too much of a pansy to get actual.

Adam: Hey Lydia! Did you do something different to your hair??

Lydia: Yah! I got bangles! You like?

A: Ummmm don’t you mean bangs?

L: These are basically the same.
A: UMM NO THEY’RE NOT

by Lou._. June 13, 2018

brantleigh

Hottie lives in the country on a farm has siblings

Never let a brantleigh go.
Blond hair. Usually good at sports and tall.
Smart, nice, very funny, and beautiful.

Girl 1: omg! Who is she

Guy 1: that’s my ex brantleigh, I never should have let her go.
Girl 1: she fucking perfect

by EpicGamergurl November 12, 2018

banglez

A sweaty little indian boss man

Oi banglez, can i buy 12 bottles of bleach

by banannan November 22, 2018