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Brandon

Brandon is a dumbass
by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018
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Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you
brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.
by Somw dude February 22, 2019
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Brandon

The Kindest person one will ever meet. He usually stands below 6 foot but has kindness in his green eyes that make him seem 6'6". He does not shy from a challenge as Brandon's are successful in any venture they dive into. These creatures don't seem human because they work harder than humanly possible. If you meet a Brandon, your eyes will melt with tears as he hacks your rhythmless heart and quickly overrides your emotions ultimately bringing a state of eternal euphoria.
Girl 1: Hehehe I met this BRANDON the other day...
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay

Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE

(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)
by Ahah Spaha April 16, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his

Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
That Brandon is a player
by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019
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Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.
Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica
by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is just Pooh Shiesty and works the backseat goes 3 deep and gets 10 people shot. Sometimes goes by Rocky because he’s an absolute fashion killa. He also has a very ‘cute voice’.
Person 1: “do you know Brandon?”
Person 2: “ oh you mean Lisa’s bestie”
Person 1: “yh him”
by Top Tier Taurus December 10, 2021
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Brandon

Someone who is a great friend, you can talk to them about anything and they’ll never judge you. Has a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart, is also amazing at sports
Brandon is a great friend I just had a conversation with him about some issues I’m having and he offered me some great insight also is a beast at football
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
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