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Get the Brace mug.Brakets and wires in your mouth that will permently get you the nickname "braceface" which is not a complement
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Get the Braces mug.Brackets and wire are put on your teeth to correct your teeth or bite, or make space for a tooth to come in. Those are braces. I currently have them, and in my opinion, they suck. You can eat hardly anything, they'll be sore for a couple of days, food will get in between your wires, and you constantly have to brush your teeth to prevent {gingivitis.} You should eat some regular foods for your teeth to remain strong, because if you don't your teeth may crack when they take them off. I'm not trying to scare you if you need braces, just telling you from my experience.
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Orthodontists (AKA psychopaths that you really can never trust) will let you choose your colors. You will think this is alright until you realize that those colored rubber bands will stop you from eating anything you like for the next week because it hurts so much. Pain medicine doesn’t help. That wax stuff they give you doesn’t help either. That week will seem like the longest week ever. The brackets will tear at your skin, and if the back ones break off, you will have to call the orthodontist and have the stupid wire poke your cheek until you can come back in. No matter how attractive you are you will never be able to pull because those braces are also like a machine that makes you extremely ugly. EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE WILL ASK YOU TO SMILE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
Finally, you will come in one day and the orthodontist will say, “You’re almost there!”
The truth is, you’re not. For 5 or more months you will have to deal with this and they will finally take it off. FINALLY!
“Now just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“What?”
“Just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“For how long?”
“A year”
“Kill yourself”
Orthodontists (AKA psychopaths that you really can never trust) will let you choose your colors. You will think this is alright until you realize that those colored rubber bands will stop you from eating anything you like for the next week because it hurts so much. Pain medicine doesn’t help. That wax stuff they give you doesn’t help either. That week will seem like the longest week ever. The brackets will tear at your skin, and if the back ones break off, you will have to call the orthodontist and have the stupid wire poke your cheek until you can come back in. No matter how attractive you are you will never be able to pull because those braces are also like a machine that makes you extremely ugly. EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE WILL ASK YOU TO SMILE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
Finally, you will come in one day and the orthodontist will say, “You’re almost there!”
The truth is, you’re not. For 5 or more months you will have to deal with this and they will finally take it off. FINALLY!
“Now just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“What?”
“Just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“For how long?”
“A year”
“Kill yourself”
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