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border cunt

John: "That guy is dating a border cunt. Man he is so lucky."
by bordercunts.com December 6, 2014
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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Aurora Borealis

Also known as the Northern Lights, they are a purely electrical phenomena producing bright bands of color across the night sky. Seen mostly in the far north (i.e. Alaska, Russia, Scandinavia).
Few things in this world are more beautiful than the Aurora Borealis.
by Bionicle718 November 10, 2007
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brazilian bordello

A pig pen or any other enclosure with captive farm animals. So named for the fact that 93% of brazilian men are gay and will fuck anything with a butthole except a rottweiler
That horse faced fag,Ronaldinho,learned to play soccer in a brazilian bordello.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
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bore

Meaning "to stab", with a "borer" (rude-boy terminology meaning sharp, dangerous object, usually a knife)
Watch, I'm gonna bore you up.
by Cup-Sellithaine November 15, 2005
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border sardine

1. Border Sardine - Term used to describe any illegal immigrant crossing the border to U.S. from Mexico, usually in cramped vehicles.
"Damn man I was at Filly B's last night, that place was full of border sardines!"

"I heard the Border Patrol caught another load of border sardines downtown last night."
by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008
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South of the Border Syndrome

When someone, especially a white male, shows a clear sexual preference for ladies of Hispanic origin, especially Mexican.
Dude, Jennifer Lopez is not that hot you just have South of the Border Syndrome.
by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007
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