blowjob

Just back to what Want_It_Deep said about females rarely ever performing such an action ... about that ... you are wrong I'm afraid. All girls have either thought about doing it but are too scared to just incase they get it wrong, choke and cannot handle his size. Sme girls do it all the time, everyday.

Bad time for an example on what girls give blowjobs =s

by Cranberry pie January 18, 2007

blowjob

This a suggestion to all girls, I'm a guy so I know what im talking about. If you want to be popular, follow these few words: suck long, suck hard, and suck often. There is a specific art to giving a blowjob. Prefferably this is done on a bed. Kiss down his chest and unbutton his pants with your teeth. Slowly suck the tip of his dick, swirling your tounge around it. While doing this, jerk off the base. After a while you will feel the guy tense up and get really excited. This is when you really start to suck. Move your head back and forth allowing his dick to jam against the back of your throat. Also gently massage his balls, and keep jerking it off. Soon he will jizz. Swallow it all right up, and lick up the excess. He will LOVE this. When he has finished and you too, button his pants for him, and tell him, "no problem, any time."

Oh my god Jenny gives the best blowjobs!

by pauuuuuuuul October 17, 2009

Blowjobbed

When the typical 40 something year old virgin indian says a joke in the elevator and a few seconds of awkward silence come.

You've been blowjobbed by that indian cuck again?

by spaima graselor February 22, 2019

blowjob

Even if you've just washed it she still won't suck it!

She sucked me dry,then I farted.

by eddy hitler June 13, 2005

blowjob

The act in which a female or a very disturbed male inserts a usualy erect penis into their mouth. This act can consist of sucking, licking, deepthroating, and the occasional kissing. Some people choose to massage the penis as well as suck it, too cause more or a joyful sensation. This act usualy ends with the penis ejaculation a load of cum into the females mouth, then she either spits it out of swallows it. Sometimes, the mall will bust a load on her face, showing her shes just a useless broad. the "blowjob" got its name from people sucking penis in order to recieive blow or cocaine, hence the name "blowjob".

That bitch gave me a blowjob, and I farted on her chin

You dad asked me if I could suck his cock...... but thats kinda weird so I ran home

You sister sucks great cock.... I fuckign blew a load in her eye.... that stupid whore

by Flinchy April 30, 2006

blowjob

for some, only a rumor

I'd give my left nut to get a real blowjob.

by Gamerguy March 20, 2008

blowjob

meaning used to describe an act of fellatio

1.iam feeling horny give me a blowjob
2.in oral sex you can get blowjobs
3.what a kinky name for cock sucking a blowjob
4.give us a blowjob
5.blowjob+handjob=knobjob

by lucas bolton April 24, 2006