Bloke 

Now this bloke, he's always down the pub with a pint of ale in one hand, and a fag in the other or in the caff with a full english and a cuppa with four sugars. His teeth are stained and rotten. He's in boot cut jeans with a brown belt and a nicotine stained jacket. Every time he laughs he sprays his mouthful of old bar peanuts and wheezes til he's red in the face. His beer belly ranges from dad-bod to rotund. He either ignores his kids, is a cunt to them (think jay's dad in inbetweeners) or beats them.

What a bloke
Terry is such a bloke

Bloke by UinducedSensitivity February 8, 2019

Basic Bloke 

1. A guy who thinks he's down with it and got it going on but really doesn't at all.

2. A guy with a general lack of imagination when it comes to romantic endeavors.

Yeah, saw Dave the other day wearing those aviators. Really doesn't have the face to pull it off, what a basic bloke.

He apologized and hugged me, such a basic bloke.

Basic Bloke by FrenchMerc May 10, 2015

one stroke bloke 

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.

The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.

one stroke bloke by johnljj January 3, 2014

Milo My Beloved <3 

milo is the most perfect man in the world and i love him:)<3

Milo My Beloved <3

Milo My Beloved <3 by Karl ! <3 August 31, 2021

Bloke 

A man with a george forman grill

BLOKE

Bloke by Smithunpacked December 19, 2017

BLOKE 

A man

Hey!! That Bloke over there stole my tea

BLOKE by allan_t321 May 15, 2016

Bloker 

1) a very cool and funny dude, who is half Bloke & half Joker - a BLOKER.

Bloke - a popular English term for a very cool Dude. Such as a 'Goodfella', one of the guys and a great drinking pal.

Joker - a funny-ass motherfucker, who is typically roguish in behavior.

That Bloker was the coolest and funniest dude at that rocking party. He completey 'owned it'. Everybody loved him! He was a Rock Star...

Examples - David Beckham, Chris Serafini, Johhny Depp, Jack Black, Joe Namath, Ron Kunze, Jack White, Keith Richards, Steve McQueen, Ernest Hemingway, Tim Lincecum, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra, Jake Plummer, etc.

Bloker by S+KRoyale November 15, 2010