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Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.
by mblxv January 4, 2014
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Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.
by Felt her November 23, 2021
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tasty blizzard

When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.
My bro was feeling down, so I made him a tasty blizzard to cheer him up. Bros for life.
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Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.
Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?
by ndmstudios June 15, 2023
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Black blizzard

Feceiving what is known as a facial for men have from an African-American male
Oh my gosh, Tony gave me an epic black blizzard last night!
by Dick Eli March 9, 2016
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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
by JohnBohn December 23, 2010
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royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick
We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.
by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017
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