blagnet

A magnet for black men. Usually a white woman.

DAYUM SON! Did you see Cristine? What a BLAGNET!

by Original Blagnet June 22, 2011

no brainer

A question with an obvious response.

Dude 1: Will you take the money?

Dude 2: Yes I will! It's a no brainer.

by nick_g August 16, 2011

baline

an adjective to mean procrastinating

the noun form is balinity

i forgot to do my homework, i was being so baline last night

by ruisjdjwbdjabjdbdjsjka September 16, 2020

baline

an adjective to mean procrastinating

the noun form is balinity

i forgot to do my homework, i was being so baline last night

by ruisjdjwbdjabjdbdjsjka September 16, 2020

snow-brainer

a no-brainer but in terms of winter-appropriate attire and overall winter safety in northern countries like Russia, Canada, Scandinavia and parts of New England, among others

wearing at least a coat and winter boots, and not just a mini-skirt, is simply a snow-brainer. all this to say to say yesterday i met a girl outside my fav Irish pub wearing nothing but a mini skirt and some tank top, talking on her phone. I asked her if she wasn't cold, and to get a coat, which was also a snow-brainer on my part.

by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2015

Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments

Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*

by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021

dumb stinky brainer

the best compliment that can be given to someone

Wow hes such a dumb stinky brainer, I love him!

by Dumbguy47 October 15, 2019