Boom Balloon

Another name for a condom

Reece would have got that munter pregnant had it not been for that boom balloon he had in his wallet!

by rock monk July 16, 2007

Bill O'Reilly

The residual shit on the toilet tissue, sometimes mixed with blood, that persists no matter how much you wipe your ass. Sometimes it appears as a mysterious skid mark stain in your underwear despite using a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe.

I wiped my ass raw and still ended up with Bill O'Reilly in my pants!

by T-RaceR April 11, 2012

Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.

I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.

by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011

rusty balloon knot

A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.

Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.

by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013

L.A. Water Balloon

N. After finishing sex with a condom, Proceed to fill the condom with urine, like a water balloon and then spike it on the girl you have just fucked.

Susan was a shitty fuck so I gave her an L.A. Water Balloon.

I'm so pissed, John gave me an L.A. Waterballoon last night and I still smell like urine.

by staightouttacompton21 July 16, 2008

Bill O'reilly

Another mouthpiece for the Republican party who spouts off on a regular basis on FOX News. A man who has no trouble spinning, streching the truth, and lying in order to score points for the right. A hypocrite of the worst kind.

Bill O'Reilly started that war on Christmas stuff just to score points for the right.

by jesster79 January 21, 2006

hot air balloon

a device use for flying around...

back in my day a hot air balloon was a flying device, but wtf is it now?!?!

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008