Bazook

To recklessly live in the moment

Dude, you are crazy for running the keg across campus in the middle of the day. You are Bazook.

by Gilberto de Piento January 30, 2017

brown bazooka

A brown bazooka is when a male is fisted and given a reach around. Similar to rusty trombone but with fisting instead of rimming.

Sarah sprained her wrist while giving Joshua a brown bazooka.

Don't lick your fingers after a brown bazooka or do if your into that sort of thing.

by Dr. Stephen T. Durden May 5, 2011

Bazooka

A bazooka is similar to grenade, but refers to an older woman(30-50). It means the girl is fat, unattractive, a big mess or a combo of all. Since a bazooka is an antiquated explosive device, it would be used to reference an older woman. Becareful of the bazookas, because now you have to worry about their D4s, heating pads, aches/pains, depends and callin a cab to the nursing home.

Cyrena is a total bazooka!
Why's that?
She's old and ugly.

by The Almighty P.Gotti March 14, 2011

Bezos

When your side bitch splits your prime account and your wife splits your bank account

Yo dawg, I got bezos’ed when Mackenzie caught Lauren watching jack ryan on our prime account

by Meme_man3000 January 18, 2019

bazooka

A bazooka is a type of Rocket Launcher (not a dick) developed by the germans before WW2. It is really cool! I know because I've seen one "in person".

Holy sh#t! That guy's got a bazooka and he's about to use it!!!

by Zvon March 23, 2005

Behoove

A word that pretentious snobs use to sound like 16th-century douchebags.

D.F. Baggerson III: "I use words like "behoove" so people will assume that I'm cultured and refined."

by Graphik January 21, 2009

bazooka

the back seat of a car. "bazooka" can be reserved by a passenger, similar to shotgun.

John called shotgun, but I didn't care because I like riding bazooka.

by James007 May 26, 2005