being killed

To be deaded

Hey I think being born is just another way of being killed

by William613 October 27, 2017

being hossa'd

Being led on to believe a girl/boy is interested in dating you, but in fact they just don't want to hurt your feelings and say no. During this often month-plus long process, you will find yourself missing out on many other girls who you were interested in. Could be described as a prolonged tease. Derived from the Marian Hossa crisis of the 2008-2009 NHL offseason, in which Marian Hossa forced the Pittsburgh Penguins Hockey Club to wait for an answer as to who he would sign with during the free agency period. Much to the contrary of popular speculation, Hossa signed with the Detroit Red Wings.

I thought she liked me, but I was being hossa'd the entire time!

by n!gn0g October 14, 2008

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Bejingo

Elliot from Scubs' word for her "special place"

"My Bejingo's on fire!"

by Mattmanic October 4, 2008

I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS!

A half-assed, CAPS LOCKED attempt at an apology for interrupting an awards acceptance speech. An obvious try for a compliment before going back to the original point to which you are originally apologizing for.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE…. WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY TALENTED!!!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

by Sharp1e September 14, 2009

being high

Your body becomes physicaly more aware. It feels everything in altitude. Your mind is set apart from your physical aspect and you lose yourself. Your cannot control your mind from its neverending thoughs. Both these events take place and makes your world that much different. You are... high.

Fuck being high, been there done that. -Stoned Jesus

by Stoned Jesus May 21, 2007

being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

by Nick D July 19, 2004