bent wood

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.

Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.

bent wood by henry galker February 10, 2004

bent what

Traditionally used at the end of a statement in order to suggest strong or complete agreement pertaining to the legitimacy of the content, topic, or issue at hand.

Pronunciation: "Bent-Whaat"

Those Air Jordan retros are sick, ya Bent What.

Lil' Wayne is the greatest rapper alive, Bent What.

Dam, that is the WITOW, Bent What.

bent what by Purps and B.I.G. June 21, 2008

bent pickle 

An ugly person. A rude person

Madison, Elizabeth and Makayla though Ben Foust was a bent pickle .

bent pickle by Makayla and Jason April 28, 2017

bent head 

a random person with a slanted head.
he is rebelious especiously in mrs breens r.e class of year nine A 2.
a bent head likes and is good at maths, and thinks languages and r.e r pointless.

hahaha he is a bent head

bent head by chaz June 29, 2004

Bent Vegas 

To totally screw up a situation because you ignored all advice and think you know better. Also called BV'ing or BV'ed.

You know that starting your cover letter with "Hello you son of a mother-less goat will totally Bent Vegas your chance of getting the interview."

You totally Bv'ed that whole relationship by not telling her how you feel.

Bent Vegas by Tabby69 July 12, 2011

bent shit 

Some thing out of the ordinary. Something unsual. Something isn't right.

Person1: Mark already owns three jaguars and he was lucky enough to win the lottery yesterday, that shit ain't right.
Person2: Yea, that's some bent shit alright.

Person1: They should really put a sign warning for wet cement.
Person2: Indeed. Bent shit.
Person1: Yea

bent shit by miyago August 20, 2009

bent as a nine bob note 

Extremely homosexual.

British slang, "bent" being slang for gay, and a "nine bob note" being a fictitious currency ("bob" is slang for shilling, or post-decimalization, a five pent coin).

Similar to US slang "queer as a three dollar bill".

That guy in the hot pants was bent as a nine bob note!

bent as a nine bob note by Matunos January 24, 2009