baked

A mental state of being an individual or group of dudes and/or chicks experiences after ripping a fat doobie, horking down a crispy binger, or burning up a bowl of some chronic reefer, characterized by a dry mouth, reddened eyes, and a desire to consume large amounts of cookies, doritos and "It's It" icecream sandwiches. And uh............Oh yea, and everything is fucking hilarious

I just snapped a pole of some of that sick herb Todd brought down from Mendecino. I'm so baked.

by Chelvin May 28, 2006

babedar

An unkeen ability too sense when a hot babe is in the vicinity. Kind of like Spiderman and his Spidey-sense, except for babes. Once you pick up a signal on your babedar you can choose whether to shoot a missile at it (go for her), like an F-15C, or just ignore the signal and proceed.

Dude my babedar is picking up huge signals on it at 3 O' Clock low.

by Jake-up April 15, 2006

baked

Baked...The after affect of smoking a fat blunt!!

Shit I'm fucken ~Baked~ !!

by DopieDea April 21, 2006

rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

Baked Ziti

A delicious pasta dish involving ziti macaronni, tomato sauce, crushed meatballs, mozzarella cheese, herbs, and spices.
Ziti does not necessarily have to be baked, but tastes better when it is.

Since I'm Italian, every Sunday I have pasta and Chicken Cutlets. My favorite pasta dish is baked ziti.

by sexy white boy August 28, 2005

Baed up

When you're with someone; hanging out a lot, kissing, making plans, and are exclusive but are choosing not to date or aren't able to date because of circumstances. If you are baed up, it is understood that you are not looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend because you have someone in your life already.

Mark and I know that in a few months he will be leaving for college so we shouldn't make a big deal out of dating; but that didn't stop us from getting baed up for the summer at least.

by kiakahaforever June 11, 2016